Chocolate is Better Than Sex...

• There's no mess.
• Because you don't have to fake it.
• It doesn't make you sleep in the wet patch.
• You can have it any where, any time, any place.
• Foreplay isn't needed, get straight to action.
• It can't get you pregnant.
• Chocolate satisfies even when it's gone soft.
• Because size doesn't matter it's always good.
• You can have it any time of the month.
• It comes in different flavours.
• You can return to it if you want more.
• You can have chocolate in front of your mother.
• Good chocolate is easy to find.
• Commiment doesn't scare off chocolate.
• You are never too tired to have it
  

Taken from: wrapping paper of chocolate.